Limericks and Musings on a US President: From Trump to Putin and Beyond

Are you a fan of limericks? Here are a few playful and light-hearted takes on a controversial US President. From his varied moods to his impact on American politics, these limericks offer a humorous glimpse into some of the more memorable moments of his tenure.

Mr. Trump, the POTUS

There once was a POTUS named Trump
Who sat in the White House like a lump.
He got bored one day,
Threw the Constitution away,
And went out to find Stormy to hump!

There once was a spoiled rich brat
Who grew to be dumb and fat.
Orange and rude,
Obsessed with fast food
He uses a toilet to tweet not to crap.

A Fat Asshole and a Skank

There was a fat arsehole called Trump
Who looked like a bit of a grump.
He was a complete wank,
His wife was a skank
Who many men did previously pump.

A Continuation of Trump's Perseverance

Trump said “This government is rife
with corruption so let me rule for life.”
And in one of his rants,
said “No more immigrants!
. Unless she’s my next gorgeous wife.”
From the john Trump said “I’m not colludin’!”
“We know sir. Should we send your food in
…Or would you be able
To come to the table”
“I would but I just cant stop Putin!”

Theres talk of a Russian tape with pee-pee
But the video is actually quite PG.
No nude kinky femmes
Just leaky Depends
After Trump drank way too much covfefe.

A Jovial Trump

There was a Trump from Nantucket…
Okay may be I won’t go there.
There once was a rich dude named Trump
Who tweeted while taking a dump.
He sat on his throne
Glued to his phone
Chilling upon his grand rump.

A Dubious Character

Trump was a big dirty crook
He’s do whatever it took.
His art of the deal
was to lie cheat and steal
With no care of how it would look.

First Lady’s Dissatisfaction

And Mrs. Warren is startin’ to stew
Since he ruffled a ‘feather’ or two.
And if more condemnation
She’s no ‘reservation’
Telling Trump that she’s ready to Sioux.

These limericks capture a range of moods and episodes from the time of a particularly controversial US President. They offer a humorous and lighthearted look at his various antics and the impact he had on the country.

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Keywords: Trump, Limericks, US Presidents