The Tale of Humpty Trumpty

Imagine if Donald Trump's political journey was narrated through a traditional children’s rhyme or a classic Dr. Seuss book. How would we portray his rise and fall in such a whimsical yet poignant manner?

Humpty Trumpty on the Wall

Humpty Trumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Trumpty had a great fall, All of his lawyers and all of his kin, hurried to get a piece of his skin.

And of course, the grinch, Equal series of “grinch wars,” The original blockbuster, With prequels and sequels, but no equals.

Loser Trump's Bumpy Ride

Loser Trump had a fat rump, Loser Trump fell and bumped his rump, And loser Trump cried ‘Mommy, mommy, mommy’ all the way home.

A Trump-Paraded Test

If you wanted to stump

President Trump,

You only have to give him a test,

About geography and the rest.

Ask him to locate Iran,

I wonder if he really can.

But well never, no the truth,

All we'll get is a reply that's uncouth.

Dr. Seuss takes on Donald Trump

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish - uh - no change,

The Lorax and the Tree Huggers,

The Sneetches are especially funny,

Dr. Seuss has his own meter - anything written in it sounds like Seuss.

Cant say but I can say this: Twas the night before Impeachment and all thru the House not a publican was truthing - no, not even one louse.

The indictments were strung across the chamber with care,

As You Know Who madly tweeted, “Unfair!”

The rtwingers were nestled like thugs all overfed,

While visions of Fasch News danced in their heads.

With Ole BoneSpurs in a night shirt and Ma McConnell in a cap

Had just settled down for a rtwing nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

Don Trumpeone sprung to the loo to take care of his bladder.

Then in what I thought was a scam the squealing and ranting of an ancient T fan,

With a little ole driver so nasty and bitter,

I knew in a moment it must be Trump's heavy hitter Rudg. Etc.

Sorry it's not consecutively a parody but tis only a rough draft…

Amusing Trump's Legacy

Great President Donald Trump, he was the Egg of them all,

His daily bother in office was the Cotton Pickin Wall!

He'd cleared through Hollywood like a John Deer tractor.

Pity the fool that doubts they can't be axed! Your not on X Factor!!!

This is now his TIME, dang nab it and do the hump!!!

He be the man!

He Donald Trump.

Say anything about it at all and guess what,

YOURE FIRED!